hey~
I'm Danicka, born September 28, from New Jersey

artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

(via viriassecrets)

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sir-hathaway:

handsomejack:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(breaks into your house) drink bleach bitch
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(via parkingstrange)

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9 hours ago

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

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9 hours ago
rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

(Source: kittyit, via gnarly)

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9 hours ago

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(via black-veil-bride)

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9 hours ago

deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

(Source: yourfaceisflowers, via sexuallyactivegrandma)

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